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Sonichu:The CWCening|Issue 1
 
ISSUE 1
Chris Chan and Everything Else
"Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no one notices the contrast of white on white."
Chapter 1
CWC Legion Ice Tea
"So here's to another better year,
we've crossed that thin line,
don't try to hold us here,
If for just this once you'd think of us,
I hope you're happy with yourself."
Kurt Grovaselich laid on the bed. He held a Poke-ball in his hand. He had no idea what to do with his life. It was 4/20/2006, his 15th birthday, and nothing happened. Nothing changed. He worried that it would always be like this. He looked at his Pokeball. He found it in a bag that a girl gave to her. He'd open the ball later. He decided to grab his Windows XP Laptop and check his notifications on all those fancy social networks. He opened up FireFox, then Skype. As he cleared out his Deviantart notifications, he got a invite on Skype. He opened it up. Two people, in a group called "Fag-boggles." Kurt cautiously accepted the invite.&
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CHECK HIS PAGE! http://speedfreak09.deviantart.com/
WE DID IT GUYS!
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Edit: He might be making a sockpuppet account for revenge, but screw that! LET'S PARTY!
Edit again: There's no sign of his sockpuppet anywhere so... at last, the Velocitymaniac09(Speedfreak09)'s reign of terror has been ended. What an unfortunate mishap he had. Let's celebrate this victory, ladies and gentlemen?
Edit AGAIN: Bad news, the maniac managed to break free from the banning and returned. I'm suspicious that he deactivated his account instead of getting banned by dA.
EDIT AGAIN, sigh...: The maniac's been deactivated again. Phew! That was close! Or is it?
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So, to explain to Vivi and Beatrice thing
(If you haven't seen the rant on BrokenXMuse and FoxyMoxxy I recommend you watch it before reading this (it's nearly 2 hours long though so if you have the patience for it please watch it for your own good)
Since some people were wondering what happened I figured I'd tell my side of this story. I've debated saying this for a while, but I feel it needs to be said.
So in case you didn't notice after I cut contact off with Vivi Beatrice cut off contact with me without a word. So I'm assuming she hates my guts now. Tbh I couldn't care less as I saw it coming and really I don't need fake a*s b*tches for friends if she's so easily prepared to throw me away for her precious Vivi. She's a grown a*s woman and she can choose to act like one... Or not. Like she just did.
Anyways, I'm gonna say this; I was introduced to those two when the group was in the middle of their giant fight/drama. But I was unaware of this because, very much like me, I was too scared to really try and talk to them (and I
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's back into the dA frey
you know who im talking about
HER.
i don't know how to feel about it
stole this from LadyParodic fuck you i get all the royalties






  • Listening to: My Name Is Jonus (1996)
if i can put my dick in the whole Imma-The-Deer fiasco (hopefully im not late)

faking suicide/suicidal thoughts is nothing new. It's bad and people should be called out for it, yes, but it's been done a million times.
This is the last time im talking about this.

Because i've been doing this shit for way too long.

This is my own side of the story.

Make your own opinion.

Don't just hate on me because some random journal post told you too.




Nicole is not innocent. That's the first thing to realize.
SHE HAS BLOOD ON HER HANDS.
she's been responsible for so much hurt back in the day. And she still is, you just don't see it. It's in DMs.
She's a soulless prick. She ignores all the things i do for her and shrugs it off as quickly as possible.
with a "lol" or a "kek" or some other shitty meme from 9gag.
She was turned into a weapon by Puffy.
What puffy did was that, when a close friend was criticizing her (me)
She hid in her hole and then let Nicole do all the dirty work.
Nicole is a liar as well. She claims the following.

  • I want her to cut
  • I forced Nayu to make a journal
  • She has severe mental disorders
All of which are insanely false. I don't want her to cut, Nayu made her own decision as a person to make a journal about the situation. And I've explained before that Nicole has none but, let me say it again.

The situation involving the PTSD was someone's brains being blown out in front of them. So tell me why she has a gore kink and also cowers through pictures of dead children and murders animals constantly?
And that's not a vegan sort of murder, She legit kills animals, like squirrels and shit.
And she claims she gets desensitized to them...
WELL THEN YOU DON'T HAVE PTSD, FUCKO.
She's so willing to spread lies about me all for Puffy's sake. To make the cardboard-cutout Puffy feel better.
guess what? IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET. YOU NEED TO GROW SOME SKIN ON HERE. If you cant handle some mean words thrown your way and result to cutting yourself than you should not be on the internet. plain and simple.
I was your side-hoe, alright? and now that im finally standing up I'm feeling more like a person, and she's trying to drag me back down to autism levels because it involves Puffy's fucking glass feelings.
You don't even want to work for your own self! All you do is use other people and then try and look like a king! PUFFY IS YOUR KING, SHE IS YOUR FUCKING SLAVE OWNER.
Speaking of which...

Puffy is a manipulator.
She sees people as items, rather than living, breathing people.
She used both Parodic and Nikki for attention.
Now before you say "durr she was venting"
VENTING DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU CUCK
She literally complains EVERYDAY, turning it into a cycle of

  1. does some stupid sigh or something
  2. Nicole asks what's wrong
  3. Says nothing (even though if there wasn't anything wrong she wouldn't be saying anything)
  4. Nicole begs for attention
  5. Get something random to complain about, usually something small
  6. Nicole eats it up
This turned into a Cycle of stupid bullshit. JUST LIKE RUBEN, HOW FITTING.

Puffy might as well be a fucking Dictator. She's so willing to shun you out even though your simply disagreeing with her.
FOR EXAMPLE

Puffy claimed Ruben ripped off on of her designs.
I said "well maybe it's just a parody"
Instead of trying to back up her claim, SHE JUST DELETED THE POST AND IGNORED IT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENS
TF BOI CAN YOU NOT
like shit.
I did all of this shit for you. I got the idea to expose Ruben via the RadicalGoblin account and via Journals. . NOW SHE'S GOING TO CLAIM THAT IT WAS A GROUP EFFORT
BUT I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO THINK OF IT IN THE SQUAD. I THOUGHT IT UP ON MY OWN IN ORDER TO MAKE UP FOR THE TERRIBLE SHIT I DID. AND ALMOST ALL THE TIMES I TRIED TO CONTACT YOU IN ORDER TO MAKE PEACE AND APOLOGIZE, WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU SHUT ME OUT, EVEN AFTER THE RUBEN RANT. I WAS PLANNING ON MAKING A RANT ON FIABEBE FOR FUCKS SAKE BUT YOUR STILL NOT GRATEFUL!
I always made sure you were feeling ok, how dare you say i didn't care about you or Puffy.

and finally...Parodic.
Fitting, when people start criticizing you like Nayu you block them and then you close up your account!
GROW UP. You shouldn't be acting like im so immature when you can't handle basic criticism, if your even going to listen. YOU NEVER LISTENED TO ME! I told you, Puffy is using you, and you ignore it! You try and get pity by saying "oh boy i feel so bad" but the moment I apologize you wouldn't believe it. I FELT SO BAD DOING WHAT I DID TO PUFFY, YOU ARE A MONSTER FOR TRYING TO PAINT ME LIKE THAT. 
She puts on this front that she doesn't want drama.
Well the thing is...Drama made her famous, like Keemstar.
She wants Drama, but if she claims she doesn't, she'll look like a better person.
BUT THEN SHE MAKES A SOCK ACCOUNT TO TROLL RUBEN AND THEN FAKE BEING INTERESTED IN HIM WHEN HE'S BEEN CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE WHO'D ACTUALLY LOVE HIM.
Now i fucking hate Ruben, but what you three did to him was Despicable. Instead of helping him, You constantly harassed him to a point where he had to leave dA. HE COULD'VE GOTTEN BETTER IF YOU ACTUALLY GAVE HIM CRITICISM INSTEAD OF BASELESS NAMECALLING AND LACK OF ARGUEMENTS!

You people love to throw around "durr im so hurt"
BITCH I WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING OLYMPICS DEALING WITH YOU
I dealt with Nicole's fucking bitchiness and lack of caring, I dealt with Parodic's two-facing bullshit, i dealt with Puffy's ENTIRE LIFE BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME ALL OF IT
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU PULL THAT SHIT WHEN I WAS YOUR FUCKING SLAVE FOR SO LONG
YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN HURT, NEVER ABOUT ANYBODY ELSES UNLESS IT MAKES YOU LOOK GOOD.

This is my final piece. Don't believe a damn thing they say.


Nicole, you are a prick.
In every possible way.
I am going to say that here, and now.
You barely gave a FUCK about me.
Oh, you claim that you did, but you didn't.
I was your sidehoe. Just like Ruben.
Obviously, Ruben was a cuck and you had a good reason to leave him.
Me? Nah. I just rose up against Puffy's bullshit but you didn't listen to me.
If you had a life other than cutting up your fucking legs for attention, faking PTSD and Smoking Blunts, you'd have a purpose in your life.
You're a COWARD. You could never fight against your own problems. All you do is bitch about shit on tumblr and cry.
Instead of, i dunno, GETTING HELP?
OH WAIT, YOU LIE TO YOUR THERAPIST. BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT HELP.
ACTUALLY NO, YOU'D LOVE HELP BUT YOU WON'T HAVE A REASON TO WHINE FOR ATTENTION.
You Don't even realize the fucking emotional roller coaster i was putting up trying to help you. 
Guess what? MENTAL ILLNESS ISN'T MY FIRST RODEO.
My ADD basically makes me a retarded spaz who can't pay attention. I feel like Im always rushed to do things, and that i'm always making the wrong move.
But shit, IM ALIVE. IM TRYING TO HELP MYSELF AND MAKE FRIENDS OUTSIDE THE INTERNET THAT LIKE ME FOR WHAT I DO FOR THEM.
how fucking DARE you insinuate that i didn't care for you.
I MADE A WHOLE FUCKING ALBUM FOR YOU AND YOU SHRUGGED IT OFF.
Majora was right about you. i should've known.
But i didn't. And now my shit-list is bigger than the money Parodic's mother's stole from her dad.
Hell, even your fuckboy Sans RPer left you! 
Oh, did i mention that? She tried to get jiggy with a Sans RPer because she un-ironically wants to fuck them.
SHE EVEN ADMITED THAT SHE PREFERS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OVER REAL PEOPLE.
No wonder you like puffy! You don't like her real persona, YOU LIKE THE FANTASY VERSION!
Hope you enjoyed the free shit, you gold-digger fuck~

  • Listening to: the1975
LadyParodic


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Alright.

Let's think about semantics for a bit.

You, in a vain attempt to help people, Give information that essentially gives the "enemy" more power.

What Happens?

You Apologize excessively.

Your basically forgiven and it's swept under the rug.

I, in a vain attempt to help people, give information that essentially gives the enemy more power.

What Happens?

I Apologize excessively.

I'm basically exiled and treated like Hitler x4 and dirt.

It couldn't be that PUFFY PICKS FAVORITES.
It couldn't be PUFFY USES YOU MORE LIKE A WEAPON THEN A HUMAN BEING.
It couldn't be YOU COULD NEVER TRY AND ESCAPE HER LEECHING OFF OF YOU BECAUSE THEN SHE'D GUILT-TRIP YOU AND THEN USE NICOLE TO GUILT TRIP YOU EVEN FUCKING MORE 

Huh...IT COULDN'T BE THAT THAT WAS THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME
YOU FUCK


PUFFY IS A MANIPULATOR, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. SHE DOES WHATEVER SHE CAN TO START UP DRAMA AND THEN USE YOU TWO AS PUPPETS.

YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW THIS?

  1. SHE BITCHES AT YOU WITH EVERYTHING IN ORDER TO GET SYMPATHY POINTS.
  2. SHE GOT THE IDEA TO MAKE THE CRINGEBABY ACCOUNT TO START DRAMA EVEN WHEN MOST OF THE DAMAGE WAS ALREADY DONE. WHY? BECAUSE RUBEN WAS FUCKING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED AND LOST TWO OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS WHEN THE ED ARTICLE WAS CREATED, WHAT THE FUCK IS POINT IN CONTINUING?
  3. SHE DEMANDED PARODIC TO DEFEND HER EVEN THOUGH SHE SHOULD BE DOING THAT HERSELF.
  4. SHE USES HER FRONT OF "IM SO CUTE" WHEN IN ACTUALITY SHE'S A SELFISH PRICK TO, ONCE AGAIN, GET SYMPATHY AND BROWNIE POINTS.
  5. SHE CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN SEXUALLY HARASSED...WHEN IN REALITY IT'S HER FAULT BECAUSE IT WAS ON THE INTERNET AND  SHE COULD'VE JUST FUCKING LEFT AT ANY POINT IN TIME AND THERE WOULDN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE TO DEAL WITH. OR! SHE COULD'VE JUST SAID NOTHING.
  6. SHE ATTACKED SOMEONE WHO HAD DONE WHAT PUFFY CLAIMED OTHER PEOPLE DID EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A FUCKING COUPLE YEARS AGO AND HE PUBLICLY REGRETTED IT AND NEVER DID IT AGAIN.
GOD HELP ME I CALL HER OUT ON HER BULLSHIT AND HER FUCKING ME OVER.
SHE DID IT WITH ME, SHE'LL DO IT WITH YOU EVENTUALLY ONCE SHE HAS NO MORE USE FOR YOU.
OH, AND I LOVE HOW YOU CLAIM "OH I DON'T WANNA CAUSE DRAMA"
SHUT THE FUCK UP

AND DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY "OH IM SO SORRY" NO THE FUCK YOUR NOT
YOUR JUST LIKE RUBEN
YOUR NOT SORRY
YOU JUST WANNA BE FUCKING FORGIVEN.

  • Listening to: the1975
PUFFY FUCKED ME OVER.

JUST GONNA SAY THAT NOW.

SHE WAS SO WILLING TO PAINT A NEGATIVE PICTURE EVEN THOUGH I WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE PEACE. I DIDN'T LIKE WHAT I DID TO MAKE HER AGAINST ME, AND I REGRET IT.

AND SHE THEN FORCED PEOPLE TO AGREE WITH HER BECAUSE IF NOT, APPARENTLY THEY WERE A "TRAITOR" WHICH SHE FUCKING LOVES TO THROW AROUND.

SHE USED OTHER PEOPLE AS A MIRROR AND IM TIRED OF STAYING SILENT.
TBH I'VE BEEN PUMPED. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE CONTROL IN MY LIFE AND IT'S NO LONGER ABOUT THE INTERNET.

I'VE BEEN FEELIN' GOOD BRO.
KILLING YOURSELF DOES NOTHING.

WHILE THINGS GET WORSE YOUR JUST CHOOSING TO NOT PAYING ATTENTION. AND THAT'S KIND OF SELFISH.
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  • Playing: League of Legends
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Coca Cola

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Yurrie-the-Bunny Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dude. Stop this. PLEASE.
I thought you were a friend. I honestly did.
You were in the friends only Skype Group,
You were putting us in pictures,
I just thought you were a straight friend.
Now the shit that's coming up?
Fuck, man.
Stop harassing Parodic and Nicole, please.
Just, PLEASE.
Nicole and Parodic are being pressured by you to say fucking sorry.
But you're the one who should sorry.
Look at Parodic's fucking page!
Her account is dead now, thanks to you.
Please- PLEASE- say sorry to them.
It will, at the least, make them feel a little better.
Just stop being a- and I'm going to say this- stop being a fucking cunt, bro.
And say you're fucking sorry for what you did.
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theoneandonlyalex101 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016  Student General Artist
assuming parodic sent you here?
Why would i be sorry for the bullshit i had to put up with? Im not backing down because i hurt their feelings and ignoring all the hurt they done me. Think about it! I did so much fucking work for them, both serious and silly, and they didn't even care!
Even then, i said i was going to stop talking about them in my final journal about the subject that supposed to explain my side of the story.
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Yurrie-the-Bunny Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, they did not. I seen all the bullshit going on and I wanted to talk to you about it. Thanks for replying.
You hurt them. You were a huuuge asshole. I can link everything but that'd be a hassle.
They did? Can you please link this for me? I don't know what because I never seen that.
But yet you still went after them. Think- why are you doing this??
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theoneandonlyalex101 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016  Student General Artist
>They act like an asshole to me, it's ok
>I give them a taste of their own medicine, it's bad
crunchatize me captian

I was making art for them, i was making sure they were feeling alright, i MADE A FUCKING ALBUM for nicole, I helped Nicole during the Ruben drama, i did so much for them.

I'm doing it because they're living in a fantasy world where they've done nothing wrong, even though Puffy's a manipulator, Parodic's a sheep who prays for people to look at them (she tried cosplaying at X-23 for fucks sake) and Nicole is a harasser who caused someone to kill themselves.
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Grotange Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2016
lol
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cringebaby Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Oh hey m8! Thanks for the watch, very much appreciated. B-) (Cool) 
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KaramatsuGirlLover92 Featured By Owner May 5, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Late Late Birthday.... Shit im sorry dude
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WillDrawsStuff Featured By Owner May 4, 2016  Student General Artist
Thanks for the fave! :D
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Magzikoopa Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday!
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LadyParodic Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Happy birthday kurtkitty!
Hopefully you wont drown in betty Crocker cakes! ;3c

Also, don't forget to put the bunny in the box. :D
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